In a wild showdown last night, the Reservoir Dogs absolutely dominated the No Regretzkys with a crushing 7-1 victory. L U C K T E N and Johnny H0ckey were the night’s MVPs, each scoring 5 points. L U C K T E N netted 2 goals to go along with 3 assists, while Johnny went full-on sniper mode with 3 goals and 2 assists, proving that they can light up the scoreboard with ease. The Dogs bombarded the No Regretzkys' goalie with a total of 29 shots, like they were on a power play for all three periods.

The No Regretzkys managed to find the back of the net only once, thanks to Beebopthebum’s lone goal, but it was a classic case of them just getting outplayed in every department. Their struggles were painfully apparent, tallying up only 19 shots for the game. On the defensive end, the Dogs really smothered the Regretzkys, with every single player stepping up, allowing only 1 goal against their goalie, Magilla72. He held the fort solidly with 19 saves, keeping it simple and effective.

Even with some physicality shown by both teams (4 penalties apiece), the Dogs flexed their muscle and skated away with the easy win. The Gr8 Haxby chipped in with 2 goals and an impressive 5 assists, showcasing why he’s a nightmare for opposing defenses. With this game, the Reservoir Dogs are setting the pace in the league and looking unstoppable. Meanwhile, the No Regretzkys got to re-evaluate their game plan if they want to compete in future matchups!