What a wild game we just witnessed between the Murder Muppets and Reservoir Dogs! The Dogs completely took over, piling up a staggering 14 goals against the Muppets’ 4. L U C K T E N was on fire, snagging 3 goals and assisting on 7 others for a whopping point total of 10. His playmaking was juicy enough to make any sniper jealous! Not to be outdone, The Gr8 Haxby racked up 11 points with a monstrous 10 goals, leaving the ice scorched. 

The Muppets had their moments, though. Devin decibel was a bright spot with 2 goals and 1 assist, while EG Soul Reaver chipped in with a nice solo effort, netting 1 goal. Cynders13 added 1 goal and even delivered a shorthanded strike that gave the Muppets some semblance of hope, but it wasn’t nearly enough to contend with the relentless Dog attack. 

Magilla72 was kept busy in net, facing 16 shots and allowing 4 goals, while the Muppets' shots were limited to just 16 against the outpour of the Dog’s offense. The scoreboard tells the tale, but the highlight reel will surely feature those dazzling plays from L U C K T E N and a few ice-cold goals by Haxby. Until next time, let’s see if the Muppets can recoup and bounce back! 🏒