What a game tonight! The Mighty Drunks took it to the Murder Muppets, crushing them with a final score of 3-0. The Drunks were all over the ice, dishing out 17 shots while the Muppets only managed 5. Talk about a dominant performance! Time on ice was a big factor too, with the Drunks clocking 436 seconds compared to the Muppets' 329. Ouch!

Lebront0 had a night to remember, netting 2 goals and an assist for a total of 3 points. Jellyl35l also showed up big with a goal and 2 assists. Shoutout to Keeg-_26 for racking up 2 assists as well! The defense held strong, and ll Superstar ll made sure to keep a clean sheet with 5 saves – he didn’t have too much to worry about, that’s for sure. 

On the other side, it was a rough outing for the Muppets. Their offense couldn’t find the net and they spent too much time in the box with 10 penalty minutes. I mean, i knies i23L was throwing his weight around with 11 hits but not much else to show for it. Just a tough night for the away squad, and they’ll want to shake this one off heading into their next game! 🏒💥